Milk Mustache Database

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You got my milk?

What provokes a wrestling feud? It's not the betrayals or the double crossings. It's wrestlers stealing other wrestlers milk. Milk is what every wrestler needs to be the best in the ring. And when a wrestler steals another's milk, that's worse than a flying elbow from the top of a ladder.

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